#1 An older gentleman came into my office this morning and asked if I wanted to see a picture of his “pride and joy”.
#2 Ermergerd, dern’t perk here.
#3 Found this in my classroom.
#4 Each booth is an alternate reality.
#5 My wife was not pleased when she came home.
#6 Solving domestic violence, for good.
#7 Stephen King’s IT.
#8 Someone who works at a bank had a customer whom brought in this prop money which she thought was real and didn’t understand why the bank couldn’t accept it.
#9 I had a problem with birds at my house. Not anymore!
#10 Safe to say that I tipped him.
#11 My 5 year old: “That farmer must really love his cows…. he put up all those fans to keep them cool.”
#12 So they do check the signatures.
#13 Spotted in Mexico.
#14 So a pigeon got into our house today. My cat troy (tabby) has a different method of hunting…