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1 You’re having a super crappy day and feel like if ONE more thing goes wrong, you’re going to quite possibly, freak the heck out.
Don’t feel bad. We’re here to help. Because no matter how bad your day is, it might just look peachy compared to the day of these poor souls — especially the last guy.
When you wake up and think you’re grabbing the toothpaste but get an unpleasant surprise instead?
I’m not really sure how one goes about becoming covered in what looks like mutant cacti, but let’s just say it’s probably not at the top of anyone’s bucket list.
Just imagine being the parent that got this note sent home with their child.
Would you want to check that backpack?
I think not.
Hmmm….who could it be?
At least you can still eat around it.
It’s not delivery.
There you are, just trying to nap in the back of the car when all of the sudden you wake up covered in the spit-covered seeds of your sister.
While you might like that color paint in your kitchen, in the back of your car?
Not so much.
So remember that time you accidentally used Nair hair remover instead of shampoo?
This poor girl can’t say the same thing.
10 Let the Chips Fall Where They May
But unfortunately, not one, not two, not even FIVE different snacks refused to obey the laws of gravity and now you’re SOL and out of about $5.
And still no snack.
Not only is your shoe untied and in knots, but you’re also now just part of the chair.
Don’t fight it.
You live there now.
It looks like you’re not going anywhere for awhile, except back into the house to go get paper towels to sop up your seat and your tears.
So because you couldn’t drive in your car (see above), you thought you would hop on your bike.
Then you run over a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Or rather, the bottom of your pan is now a part of the top of your stove — along with your food.
Maybe just order a pizza.
When the moon hits your eye…
That’s a bummer.
You stop for one second to take a picture of your ice cream and a seagull just horns his way in.
Proud as a peacock…chasing a kid who is running like she’s being chased by a bear.
And you know this didn’t happen during regular business hours but rather at some point in time when all the locksmiths are closed, you left your phone inside, and you probably have to go to the bathroom.
On the one hand, you had no idea where the alarm was.
On the other, your hands are super moisturized.
Looks like you can’t go to work today!
Or anywhere, actually.
Either they’re trying to make the world’s biggest omelette or somebody really messed up.
Yolks on them, huh?
Okay, the first time it happens it’s just annoying, but you can recover.
When it happens a second and third time, you know the world just basically hates you.
23 A Questionable Engagement
You could be this couple who didn’t consider how their initials would look when placed on either side of a heart made of rice.
Then again, who am I to judge?
The Coke bottle really brings out the color of your legs…
Better get out the aloe.
But it said “staples” on the box!
You mean they sell something other than staples?
Just chilling out in the sun, trying to catch a few rays.
Wait…is it raining out?
If only it was rain, my friend. If only it was rain.
This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill!
THE WINE IS TRAPPED!
SOMEBODY SAVE THE WINE!
If you think not getting into the wine was a bad day, you could be this ESPN staffer who accidentally copied and pasted the wrong link.
No, not the million spikes stuck in her hair, but rather the odds that a porcupine would fall out of a tree and land on her head.
And yet, a porcupine fell out of a tree and landed on her head.
Save the spoon!
Sacrifice the skin on your fingers if you have to!
31 But if you’re still feeling bad about yourself…
At least your cat didn’t push a TV over onto your head.
It could always be worse.