1. You look like a cartoon.
2. It encroaches on other people’s personal space.
3. It is now being combined with the awful rat’s tail.
4. The tiny fedoras.
5. It looks like a bread bag.
6. Oh good grief this guy is clutching at straws.
7. Once you start, you can’t stop.
8. They are secretly horrifying.
9. People have trouble distinguishing it from cosmetics.
10. Chris Brown has one.
11. You look like a stupid tree. *shakes fist at stupid trees*
12. They try too hard to be cool.
13. It encourages animal abuse.
14. Also animal depression.
15. It looks like utter garbage.
16. You look like a big baby.
17. You think you look like this but you don’t.