What do women really want?
Relationships are hit and miss. Some can be really great while others may be a bit confusing. Which way it goes depends on communication, in my opinion.
I’m a girl, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have a clue on things that make a guy cringe. I’m sure I’ve done a thing or two that’s made my guy cringe. Unless you’ve been blessed with the power to hear women’s thoughts, it’s hard to understand what we want.
If you can survive a woman’s testing questions, you’ve got it on lock. If not, here are translations to what she’s really saying.
1 Do I look fat?
Without thinking, without taking a second look, just say “NO!” It’s the only answer you need to give when asked this question.
2 Can you hold my purse for a sec?
I’m sure you want to be nice, but be careful with your answer. A sec turns in to a min, which then turns into hours.
3 Do you think she’s pretty?
“NO!” That’s the only way to answer this. It’s a trap.
Sure you’d love to think your girl is so open-minded that she wouldn’t mind if you’re attracted to another woman. Nah, it’s a trap. Just stick with the negative.
4 Let’s go shopping!
This just means she’ll actually be the one shopping, while you’re being used as the purse and bag holder. You might as well grab a Snickers because you won’t be going anywhere for a while.
5 I’ll be ready in 5 minutes
5 minutes is like an hour in girl world. Grab that snickers again, pal.
6 Notice anything?
Start with her hair and work your way down until you get it right.
7 Do you know what today is?
Think hard, think really hard!
Woman hate when you play the guessing game. Think really hard about what day it could possibly be. If her birthday or your anniversary rules out, start with the first time you kissed to the first time you said the L-word. Better yet, take advantage of the calendar on your smartphone. It works!
8 We need to talk
Four words that can change anyone’s heart rate. No matter what, your heart and mind will race like hell.